Now, this is getting out of hand.

To whatever diety I pissed of in such a way as to make you want me dead, I sincerely apologize. However, I think the flu on top of everything else I've had in the past 6 months is a little bit of overkill. I'm willing to forgive and forget if you are. Just drop me a line in the comments, I'll send you some sacrificial alpaca, and we'll be friends again, OK?